Thomas McElroy
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 70s |
| Hair Color | Grey |
| Occupation | Retiree |
| Religion | Presumably Roman Catholic |
| Father | Chef |
| Husband | Nellie McElroy |
| Voiced by | Matt Stone |
| First Appearance | The Succubus |
Constantly barraged by the loch ness monster for 3.50$. He also can perform exorcisms.